Questions . . .

As I was taking my morning stroll through the Valley of the Broadcasting Molars today, a walk which was/is increasingly exciting, longer, and even more despondent than usual, if that's possible, as The Cap'n is out of town partying with all the Star Chirruns of the Blogosphere, and Mrs. The Cap'n is busy, a loud voice went booming around the inside of my mouth. It go like this:

Sea Monkee! Why are Slavery and Gold (Real color not shown) the only common denominators to the very beginning of Humanity?!?!!!?? !
?!?!!!