"A brittle, angry sausage."

That's how The Mrs. is describing herself this morning, at the height (or low) of hardcore PMS.
Poor Mrs. The Capt'n, she's trying hard to work it out. You'd never know about the underlying struggle if she didn't mention it, though, 'cause she looks so dang good all the time, plus she remains hilarious. Who could tell?




Weekend Winner's Circle
(in no particular order)


Steven Colbert, and you know why.










Zoe Strauss because of her recent triumph.




PD of Ether Meats
otherwise known as the gatekeeper at the crossroads of high culture and sports






Pieter Snapper, brother of a certain Team Shredderer, after 28 hours of recording the guitar tracks for the Turkish version of Schoolhouse Rock in Istanbul.






















Mountain Man, for his upcoming triumph. More on that later.









*images c/o Gree C. Hair, minister of research & development at Team Shredder













A certain member of Team Shredder, A#1 winner.


























And last but not least, Team Shredder climbed back up on the saddle and hit it so f*cking hard you wouldn't even believe it. Even though we were a little bit under the weather.
Sea Monkey surfed like a pro, literally, no lie, and after many sweet rides, The Capt'n got what can only be described as a CRAZY mad ride.