Crystal French is the swingingestShe's also a genius
working like sisyphus
on her dissertation
there's a beast known as "Xiphius"
who's also called cetacean
the lower jaw of his genus
has two tusklike teeth like two weenus
no teeth in his upper jaw
this would be an interesting footnote
for any dissertation
Crystal French is a hot genius
many people in Academe are cetaceans
who torture her by living in the past!
Here are the beer choadsbeer contains yeast
the love so hard overflowed
that the, um
The man merged with his beast
who is named Sheldon
I know a girl
name of Crystal French
she likes to twirl
in an open trench
one time she had this adjustable wrench
also a claw for a hand
donuts & licorice
& arnica gel
make me feel happy
on my way to Hell
and are favored by military personnel
Here is a fellow in New York CityAbout to go shoppiing
his dollars are ity-bitty
but his lady looks pretty
they will make Sweet Love tonight