Bipolar Alcoholic Lesbian with ADD, Herpes, HepC, Unfinished Book, Zero $, SexDrive & Future seeks Biographer/Patron from Alternate Parallel Universe

You: Empty Inside.

Send cash or money orders, payable to cash only, to:
1751 University Ave, #211, San Diego, CA 92103

Who should write the introduction? I'm thinking like Noam Chomsky or Godard. Afterword by Deneuve. Whatever. I'll think about it.

Don't think you're not a weasel. People better and smarter than you:

Mr.&Mrs. The Cap'n
Angelgrrl
Faye
Mr.&Mrs.Corny
Myles
Joe&Charlie
Lucy&Annie&Richard&Stephen
Stinkmetal
Anabel Clare, Theo,May May
My whole family.
Dick Blu
Steiner
Cats: Steve, Cherry, Buddy, Sheldon, Ernie, Cy, Mookie, URL, Buster, Eddie
Dogs: Squid, Rosie, Jackson

Just send the dough and we'll talk.