Subject: The terrible paradox
Tough times for Team Shredder. The concept of massive swells coming in back to back is exciting, but the reality for beginners like us is harsh.
Having no interest in drowning, surfing for Team Shredder has of late been reduced to a spectator sport.
As Capt'n I must fulfill my duty to boost Team morale, and thusly will report to the galley imediately upon completion of Capt'n's Log to prepare tofurky dinner for the Team.
Our lil' Team:
first row: Sheldon
second row, l to r: The Capt'n, Mrs. The Capt'n, Sea Monkey
not pictured: Cherry and Buddy Otis