We have a massive cleaning coming up, because actual people are coming over next week (people besides "our Kramer," or Sea Monkey.)I'm glad it's days away, because I have swolen glands and all I wanna do is lay on the couch with Sheldon the cat and click around online, and finish watching Harvey "I'll do anything" Keitel in The Bad Lieutenant. Sea Monkey had to get up in the middle of it last night and waddle down the hall to the bed at 7:00 PM for a nap, because she is sick, too. Does this mean we can't surf today?
Anyway, then the tape suddenly stopped functioning right in the middle of the movie (must check with Sea Monkey about this,) so I had to switch to TV, where I learned that this year's Charlie Brown Christmas Special is being billed as "Bigger and Browner." I'm not joking, Diarhea. Will next year's be "The Peanutzz: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut?"
Anyway, so then there was an add for the San Diego local news. I love the San Diego local news, it's always like, top story: what did the baby panda do today at the zoo?!? Video clips at 11!! That's the big thing here, plus the weather, like when it gets critical and dips below 65 degrees. So this time the news commercial said, "Why Grandma stole the baby jesus from the manger scene in Downtown at 11!!" And then they showed a video clip of the new tiny lion cub at the Wild Animal Kingdom.