We here at Team Shredder thought it was time to check in on our brave herione, Debbie Brown, who is on Day 5 of her Intestinal Detoxification Program. (See previous Team Shredder post.)
Our "host" (in more ways than one) is fighting the good fight. Ms. Brown was tired of feeling out of sorts, run down, and not at the top of her game. Fatigued, Fat, and Forgetful, she finally said, "I'm tired of dookey. Ain't no dookey on the astral plane. Boy, 2012 is gonna be such a relief! The Mayan calendar predicts..." and the rest was unintelligible. She then broke into song:
Ain't no dookey on the astral plane
Ain't no dookey on the astral plane
No more parasites eating at my brain
Ain't no dookey on the astral plane
Top experts in the field of internal cleansing have all noted that several days into a cleanse, a patient may temporarily experience feelings of dementia, nausea, and fatigue, or a sense that "they got up on the wrong side of the bed." This is a sure sign of the presence of many parasites, they say, and thus proof of the need for a purge.
We're all cheering Debbie on as she fights to hang in there with the cleansing program for the full 30 days.
We believe in you, Debbie!
Note to our readers:
Are these parasites having a cocktail party in your intestines?
One sure way to find out is to take this simple test:
Figure a.) Attach a strip of double-sided tape to a microscope slide
Figure b.) Dab the slide on to your perineum, or "choad," several times
Figure c.) Touch the slide, and then send it in to the Team Shredder lab for analysis
