A Bum Wheel

Here is Dick Blu's diagram of what happen to poore Sea Monquey de obba dey. She was trying to come out the water after an action-packed session of getting reacquainted with the moody ways of the Sea, which included getting her leash wrapped around her neck like a noose, and at another point paddling into an enormous wave which then suddenly broke right on top of her. All I saw was a gigantic explosion of whitewater, and Sea Monkey shooting straight out of it about two feet above her board, which also shot straight out. Like two parallel arrows, or like when they shoot people out of cannons. Then a tumbling Monkey and surf board in a mountain of whitewater. Because i am cruel and evil I cracked up so hard I nearly drowned. But she did, too, we both did for like 20 minutes. After we made sure she was ok. It was the most spectacular wipeout I have ever seen in person. And although the tumbling Snow Pony did karate chop her leg, that's not what really hurt her. It was when she was coming out of the water. Kara and I had gone ahead to get changed at the van, thinking Sea Monkey was still out there waiting to catch her last wave in. In fact she had ridden in on some whitewater in the classic prone position, and when she was close to the shore, she gave one last kick and that's when her leg went out. Sea Monkey has a bum wheel that sometimes slips out of it's propper alignment, and it's an excruciating situation for her until it goes back to where it should be. So there she stood, trapped & screaming in the shallow water as each wave hit her leg, until a lady and man carried her to the beach, where she then struggled to get her leg back into place, alone, while everyone sat around ignoring her and not even asking if she was alright.
Pictured above: Sea Monkey uses the Snow Pony as a walker to hobble past a lady on her cell phone while she thinks of happier times of being strangled by her leash.