The desk of Team Shredder has just received the following report from gree c, accompanied by this beautiful image by Lizzie Bonaventura, called, "Christmas Tree vs. Television."<---
There are three things you should know about Ms. Bonaventura:
1. She is a high quality painter.
2. She is a high quality person.
3. Her hair is very gree c.
And now, the report:
Capt'n
Here is your requested end of the year scientific research:
And I'm afraid there are no surprises once again Television beats
Christmas
Tree.
The above visual aid was used in the scientific poll conducted by the
Teams
department of Scientific research. Although the Christmas tree made
significant gains on the favorite, Television maintains its lead as
"life
partner of choice."
More science after the New Year, we'll begin our next study concluding
around passover where you Capt'n will be called on to ask the tough
questions. As the youngest member of the Team you ask:
Why not eat in front of the television everynight?