We never claimed to have our finger on the pulse here at Team Shredder. If I find out about something within 10 years of it happening, I feel tres avant-garde. Anyway, one of the better kids of today, Jen, has been doing DTB since October it seems. I didn't know then but I know now. And you?

Jen shares a tender moment with Natur.
In other news...
The following is the transcript of Dick Blue's recent text message to The Capt'n:
Tracy Morgan: Thanks man. I'm gonna make you a mix tape, you like Phil Collins?
The Bloviator: I've got two ears and a heart don't I?